Playing Poker on a Cruise Ship

It is a sure sign of the popularity of Texas Hold 'Em when the cruise ships now have poker tables and run cash games as well as tournaments. I just returned from a very nice cruise on the Celebrity Galaxy and offer the following Power Plays for cruising.

1. The cash game on Celebrity is a good one. It is a $1/$2 no-limit game with a buy-in of $50 to $200. The house takes 10% up to $15 from each pot and that rake is outrageous but the game is so good that you can still easily expect to make about $100 per hour because of the competition. Some people come to the table expecting that a game with blinds so small will be a low stakes game. These people will pay $2 to see any flop and will fold any two cards if there is a raise as much as $10. You do not need to worry about these folks. There are other players who play so tightly that they see maybe 2 or 3 flops an hour. You do not need to worry about theses players either although if you find yourself in a hand with them, you can bet they have something. Other players will play almost any two hold cards even against a big raise. You do not need to worry about these players because they generally will not be able to beat any real hand. I saw several players who claimed not to know the game very well, having only watched it on tv. As a good player, I was skeptical of those claims but it became very clear very quickly that they were generally telling the truth. You do not need to worry about those players. I found a couple of players that wanted to discuss every hand before, during, and after play. While I find this somewhat annoying, these players are generally pretty easy to beat because their actions are very predictable. That was pretty much the table night after night. This is not a difficult group especially when there are two or three drunks among them.

2. How do you play with opponents like this? Generally follow all the other good rules. Don't bother to play your hole cards for a call unless you are slow playing something very strong or you are in one of the blinds or the pot odds are just too good to pass up. Either fold or raise significantly. I did this on the first few hands I played. Some of the players thought I was loose and would raise any two starting cards. Others thought I just had very strong hands. Others thought I was just throwing money around and wanted to get a piece of me when they eventually got some cards. Of course, all of those players were wrong.

3. Watch out for the Cruise Ship poker tournaments. On Celebrity, the house took a whopping 20% of the total buy-in. That makes the odds of winning so small that one should think twice about entering at all. The buy-in was modest and will be modest on most ships. The tournament is set up with a small amount of tournament chips (2,000 on Celebrity) and rapidly increasing blinds (every 15 minutes) with the intent that a tournament with 11 players is concluded in an hour to an hour and a half. This makes success dependent on getting some playable cards early and turns the predictability of the outcome into something approaching Bingo. I entered once and won the tournament in about 50 minutes because I was able to catch some cards and take advantage of what I learned playing in the cash game. It was good entertainment value but not very good poker value.